- Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock!
- To Err is human, to forgive is not company policy
- The road to success? ..is always under construction
- Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if u think again, neither does milk
- In order to get a loan..u gotta prove that you don't need it first!
- All desirable things in life is either illegal, expensive or fattening
- If at first you don't succeed? ..Then destroy all evidence that u even tried!
- You can never decide which side of the bread to butter.. If it falls down it always lands on the buttered side
- As soon as u mention something.. If its good its taken.. if its bad? It happens!
- If u come early the bus is late, if u come late? The bus is still late!
- When in a queue the other line always moves faster, and the person in front of u has the most complicated of transactions!
- If u have a paper u don't have a pen, If u have a pen u don't have paper. If u have both? No one calls!
- The door bell or the mobile always rings when u r in the bathroom
No more cynicism for the day!
- Raji
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